Leigh ([info]softlyspoken) wrote in [info]topgeartotty,
2005-08-26 09:29:00
Hammond's review of the new Jaguar XK on the mirror's website.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyleandleisure/motoring/

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[info]munchkinott

August 26 2005, 08:45:11 UTC 6 years ago

*looks at pic of XK*

That has to be the worst DB9 fancy dress costume I've ever seen...

[info]norfolkian

August 26 2005, 08:48:21 UTC 6 years ago

Hahahaha! *steals Hamster's pen so he can't write any more columns for the Daily Hate Mail*

[info]munchkinott

August 26 2005, 09:14:12 UTC 6 years ago

Well it IS! It's embarrassing, poor widdle XK... *pets* Mummy should've raised XK's headlamps a widdle teentsy bit and sent her to a Porsche party as a Boxster instead. *cackles and runs off into the night mid-morning*

I support your biro-stealing sentiments but... This is the Daily Mail, dude. *steals The Hammster's chunky crayons* That should do it! :-D

[info]norfolkian

August 26 2005, 09:23:09 UTC 6 years ago

*steals Hamster's Etch-a-Sketch as well, just in case* ;)

[info]munchkinott

August 26 2005, 10:17:06 UTC 6 years ago

*takes away his Formula One Fuzzy Felt set too*

[info]norfolkian

August 26 2005, 09:46:53 UTC 6 years ago

Actually it's the Mirror - it seems I've been getting my sleazy tabloids mixed up! OOoops!

[info]munchkinott

August 26 2005, 10:21:21 UTC 6 years ago

I know this one's for the Mirror. I thought he was doing both and I was being spared the Daily Mail trainwreckery. *uncovers eyes*

So he's NOT doing the Daily Mail too?

*peeks at Mirror article again*

You sure they can't send him over there on a sabotage mission? ;-)

[info]norfolkian

August 26 2005, 10:59:17 UTC 6 years ago

No, I'm sorry; it was me getting confuzzled. :S Ah, well, all those tabloids are the same, right? ;)

[info]softlyspoken

August 26 2005, 09:39:52 UTC 6 years ago

awesome, now everyone thinks I'm a mirror reader. great job, leigh!

[info]munchkinott

August 26 2005, 10:30:39 UTC 6 years ago

There are greater evils...

The Mail, Express, SUN, Star, Sport...

In fact, out of that list, the Daily Sport carries less of a stigma. 'Cause at least their featured tits are balanced and pushing for a centre-line. X-D

[info]miss_s_b

August 26 2005, 10:09:10 UTC 6 years ago

* headscratch *

Not so much a review as a padded list of specs, there...

Looks pretty, but, is it me, or is the old one prettier? Munchie is right, it looks like a cut-price DB9.

* pokes Softly *

And the Mirror is not as bad as the Hate Mail. Still bad, but not AS bad ;)

* cheers the girls on in their pen-stealing *

* pinches his computer keyboard while he's chasing the pen-theives *

[info]norfolkian

August 26 2005, 10:10:56 UTC 6 years ago

Oooh, I wouldn't complain about being chased by Hamster!

(P.S. Check out the new subtitle... advantages of being a mod *snigger* - but don't tell [info]the_modette, shhhh!)

[info]miss_s_b

August 26 2005, 10:14:00 UTC 6 years ago

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa

I love you!

* hug *

[info]norfolkian

August 26 2005, 11:00:16 UTC 6 years ago

Awwww, I love you too! *hugs*!

[info]munchkinott

August 26 2005, 10:26:33 UTC 6 years ago

I'd object to being chased by the Hammster!

Getting caught though... *strokes chin* I haven't made my mind up about that yet. ;-)

*looks at subtitle*

Ohmygod... This is getting to be like a 21st Century Interactive NC-17 version of 'The Prime Minister's Cat'! Where will James May's Glorious Column appear next? And will we be able to fit it all in? :-X

[info]miss_s_b

August 26 2005, 10:50:05 UTC 6 years ago

" And will we be able to fit it all in? "

I'll have a damn good go, but really, it's far too long most of the times I've seen it.

[info]munchkinott

August 26 2005, 10:53:13 UTC 6 years ago

I have to scroll James' Column, and it doesn't half make your fingers ache after a while. :-X

[info]norfolkian

August 26 2005, 11:10:17 UTC 6 years ago

Yes, it's much longer than Hammond's, isn't it? Much better quality too.

[info]miss_s_b

August 26 2005, 14:17:11 UTC 6 years ago

Certainly of far superior construction

[info]munchkinott

August 26 2005, 20:53:12 UTC 6 years ago

James' doesn't swing so much to the right either. Though that could be an optical illusion.

Oh just GAG ME! X-X

[info]miss_s_b

August 26 2005, 21:11:49 UTC 6 years ago

With a spoon?

LOL
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